The Book of Ethan Chapter 1

1 In the beginning, Ethan did write, but that which Ethan wrote was without form, lacking pictures, therefore Ethan didst establish a process of drawing. That process Ethan began as it pertained to the new and everlasting comic book that is heretofore untitled.

2 In simpler words, like unto those that even a child might understand, Ethan is making a new comic.

3 The new comic that Ethan is creating shall be about a multitude of stuff and of a multitude of stuff shall Ethan's comic be about. 

4 The enjoyment of man according to the reading of comic books is good in the sight of Ethan, and the creation of comic books for the reading thereof by man, insomuch that it shalt cause joy, is also good in the sight of Ethan. Verily, it is to this end that Ethan worked, doth work, and shall continue to work forevermore until the ends of time.

5 (Roughly 2060 if the current English life expectancy can be trusted.)

"Draw comics, my son, and we shall be ever near thee." Something that ACTUALLY happened to me.

"Draw comics, my son, and we shall be ever near thee." Something that ACTUALLY happened to me.